I like the word asshole. A LOT. I like the hissy 'ssss' just as I spit out the word 'ass' and I love the gentle flow of wind from my mouth as I formulate the word 'hole'. I like how that one word has a wealth of imagery in it. I dare you to picture anything grosser than that this planet. I like how, when I yell it out at the top of my lungs at you, I can reduce you to a mere human anus.

Hence I use it a lot. I use it to describe the motorcyclist who overtook me from the left on the way to work, I use it describe Chris Brown. I also use it to describe inanimate objects like salads because that's funny. And also because salads are, like, the biggest assholes.